Friday, November 20, 2009

Encounter at Panera

Man in blue polo shirt (on phone): Let's say you and I were black. [looks at Andy nervously]

Andy: [looks back with expression that says don't get crazy now.]

Man in blue polo shirt (still on phone): So say we're black and we hear stuff like 'we're gonna blow up Africa.' Wouldn't we be offended?

Andy: [looks back with new expression that says have your crazy time elsewhere. Any suggestion that you will not have your crazy time elsewhere should be directed to My Black Ass.]

Man in blue polo shirt: [leaves]

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